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25 Little Things You Do or Have That Guys Not-So Secretly Hate

MSN.com has a feature written about 25 Little Things You Do That Guys Secretly Love. I read it. It's corny. But it got me thinking, what could be 25 things that girls could do or have that guys would hate?

Let me say this first, Jami has not done any of these things. I'm just saying, should she do any of these, I would hate them... but let me say it one more time: JAMI HAS NOT DONE THESE THINGS!

25. Fart on any part of my body.

24. Pick your nose.

23. Pick your nose and eat your booger. (New a girl growing up who did this... did not date her!)

22. Bite your toenails off.

21. Chew on your toenails after they are off like you've got chewing tobacco in your mouth.

20. Speaking of chewing tobacco... 

19. Pop someone else's zits.

18. Lick puss off of a wound. (Again, new a girl who did this... not cool.)

17. FREAK OUT about driving down a certain road because it has curves on it. (Happened to me on a date. Did not go out with her again.)

16. Nag. Nag. Nag.

15. Two words: Hairy Legs.

14. Three words: Hairy arm pits.

12. Full beards. (Saw one when I worked at Finish Line.)

11. Constantly gossiping about others.

10. High Maintenance.

09. Bitchy. (That's right. I said it. No one likes a bitchy woman.)

08. Over agressive. (Seriously. Calm down. You don't have to prove anything.)

07. Ditsy. (Cute at first, but in the long run... annnnooooyyyyinnnnggggg.)

06. Long hair down past butt.

05. Girls who think they fit in a shoe size that is three sizes too small.

04. Yellow teeth.

03. Wearing your hair like it was styled in the '80s.

02. Being rude to a waiter or waitress.

01. Getting out of traffic tickets just because you're cute.

Just my two cents. 

Happy Monday.

Righteous Jealsousy

So, I had to email Liberty University's tech department to get my old ID number so I can connect on their Facebook Network. As I was wondering around my old stomping grounds' website, I noticed they have a page labeled, Class Notes, that gives a brief synopsis of what took place during the decade I went to Liberty. First, I graduated in 1999. Do they have what happened during the 1990's? Ummm, no. They could at least have put, the era that Falwell battled the Tella-Tubbies. In any case, what I saw next, bothered me the most... "2000's: A new era has begun. Students are now allowed to wear jeans to classes." I'm sure I already knew this. But seeing it in type gives me a bad case of the jealousies. I had to wear dress pants and a tie. These kids get to wear jeans? They have to be godless, sinful creatures. I mean, Liberty is going down the drain... ok. They aren't. I'm just extremely jealous it didn't happen when I was there.

P.S. There really are people who think Liberty is going down the drain because of a change in the dress code. How funny is that!?

Held Hostage

This is a shot that I took driving down to the Blueberry Festival located in back woods Indiana. This dude's a volunteer fireman begging for money for his department. These guys set up orange cones at the major intersection in their town. When the cars are stopped for the red light, these guys come and hunt you down with a barrel. These types of things use to only happen in bigger cities. But now, I've noticed more and more of these... well... terrorists at our intersections. I'm sure these people were sitting around a table talking and thought, "Hey, I know how we can get money. Let's go stand in the street where people have no place to go to get away. They'll be sitting at a red light with no place to go and they'll feel like they have to give us money." Maybe these guys aren't terrorists. And maybe that's not what they thought. But there has got to be a better way to raise money. So seriously, stop stalking me at intersections. I'm not going to roll down my window, and I ain't gonna slow down to drop a few coins in your bucket.